Autopsy

135 minutes at a concert, $148.33, and a question count of 6 asked and 0 returned, 3 days after the only one on this site that ran the other way.

180 minutes at The Canal Club, $248.00, and the first question count on this site to come out uneven. She asked 15. I asked 10. I closed it the next day.

60 minutes at a dive bar, $32.00, and a 6 and 6 question count off an evening that was not a date. 3 outings proposed, 0 held.

No date held. The account closes on day 120 at $2,570.94, 14 unredeemed policies, and a 1-year subscription used for 7 days.

No date held. $98.34 of Jamaican food, 45 minutes waiting in 2 mall parking lots, and the first member of her family I have met.

120 minutes at a grill in her area, $135.54. She raised the towel, called it odd, and named the opportunity I had already filed against myself.

210 minutes at my house, $58.43 of groceries, and the first 90 minutes of road in this arc that were not mine. One claim settled in kind.

120 minutes at a speakeasy, $134.74. She leaves space for disappointments, and she asked me to fly to another state with her on August 15.

$846.10 on an overnight I did not attend, against a policy I wrote with no limit of liability and she redeemed 11 days early.

No date held. 16 cards for 16 days apart, 7 hours of manufacture, $84.51, and an insurance policy written by me against my own future failures.

240 minutes at a mall, $33.23, the cheapest hour on file. One figure in this arc was independently measured and it was wrong.

180 minutes, $207.44, and the first venue in 7 dates that was not on her side of the map. Cumulative spend passes $1,000.

No date held. 19 days, 1 phone call, 1 postponement issued by me, and a division of labor confirmed in writing by both parties.

120 minutes at Postino, capped in advance by her, $119.68 paid by me. She recommended casual relationships and asked me to kiss her.

240 minutes, $367.00, 135 minutes of driving for a restaurant 20 minutes from my house. Five disclaimers in 26 hours, all volunteered.

180 minutes at a drive-in, $63.50, the cheapest hour on file at $21.17. I asked for both dates she offered, got one, and left with none.

$154.69 at a go-kart venue with no karts available, $70.00 of it handed over unused. The first rationalization in this file, sent by text on May 5.

60 minutes at the table, 90 in the car, $84.02 paid in full by me. She found the restaurant unrepresentative. Questions even again at 10 and 10.

180 minutes, 10 questions from her, 10 from me, 0 phone checks, $143.73 paid in full by me. The audit found nothing. A second date is scheduled.