Autopsy

240 minutes at a mall, $33.23, the cheapest hour on file. I took myself off the market out loud and was answered in 2 characters. One figure in this arc was independently measured and it was wrong.

180 minutes, $207.44, and the first venue in 7 dates that was not on her side of the map. Cumulative spend passes $1,000.

No date held. 19 days, 1 phone call, 1 postponement issued by me, and a division of labor confirmed in writing by both parties.

120 minutes at Postino, capped in advance by her, $119.68 paid by me. She recommended casual relationships and asked me to kiss her.

240 minutes, $367.00, 135 minutes of driving for a restaurant 20 minutes from my house. Five disclaimers in 26 hours, all volunteered.

180 minutes at a drive-in, $63.50, the cheapest hour on file at $21.17. I asked for both dates she offered, got one, and left with none.

$154.69 at a go-kart venue with no karts available, $70.00 of it handed over unused. The first rationalization in this file, sent by text on May 5.

60 minutes at the table, 90 in the car, $84.02 paid in full by me. She found the restaurant unrepresentative. Questions even again at 10 and 10.

180 minutes, 10 questions from her, 10 from me, 0 phone checks, $143.73 paid in full by me. The audit found nothing. A second date is scheduled.